I would open up a spiritual direct debit or standing order with God, but I can’t find His/Her website ?
Hi Folks,
Sorry deeply religious folks, so hopefully no offence.
You would of thought that by now, all the Gods, who have been in a bit of competition for millennia, would have a website.
Or would it be too scary, as we should just send a mental message in prayer.
But I never get a reply.
Well, apart from the “God-given” ability to work a problem out for myself, wouldn’t it be nice to send or be sent an email ?
He could have a universal server, with an almost infinite number of call centre operators, etc.
OK, I jest, and am a fairly Christian sort of bloke, just being humourous about it all.
A freind of mine, who is a Canon in the C of E, said in a speech >
“Chocolate Easter eggs, yellow fluffy toys, Hallmark cards, displays in the supermarkets. Religion gets into everything these days”"
Any notions ?
Bob
God prefers kneemail – and He is available 24/7/365 with no server outages whatsoever!
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